I'll be your liquid light

steph / england / bisexual

thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

(via she-loved-her-endlessly)

Anonymous asked: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity


Answer:

olivegarden:

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monsterousgirl:

le-claire-de-lune:

ladysaviours:

you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.

They never did figure out why he stopped killing.  And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying. 

brb writing the script

(Source: ladysaviours, via panicatthedeathstar)

theskaldspeaks:

plightofthevalkyries:

Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go

hot damn

I wrote that

that line is so good

if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good

ALWAYS

(via punkrockcupcake)

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

(via centuriess)

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